So for the first time in god knows how long, I CAN’T SLEEP. Now for those of you playing at home, I can sleep just about anywhere you put me and generally at any given time, so for me to say that I can’t sleep, it’s something rather monumental and I really need to apologise in advance, because the longer this sleepless night goes on, the weirder the shit that’s gonna go up here.
Now for my rant for the day.
I work in a place where I deal with a few systems at once, as well as working with customers at the same time, so to be able to work efficiently, the systems gotta be functional right? “Of course it does!” I hear you cry. “If the system isn’t functional, you can’t get work done!” <—- This statement right here my dear friends, is where the problem lies in my line of work.
A few weeks ago, some bright little spark must have decided that the main system that we currently use wasn’t good enough in its current state and therefore thought it was a good idea to update the system. Sounds all well and good, an updated system can make things smooth, more streamlined and make it so that more work is done at a speedier rate.
However, a problem arises when all the update does is COLOSSALLY FUCK THINGS UP! I have never in my lifetime, seen such a retarted piece of work, than the “brand new and shiny” system that we’ve just been given. So a round of applause to the muppet who created this update, clearly you were bored in your job and needed a challenge.
So I have a challenge for you, how long can you last while I repeatedly punch you in the nutsack?, because believe me when I say, it’s probably less painful than dealing with your crappy system.
RANT FUCKING OVER
